Bam! Pow! Can you feel it? Minnesota Timberwolves basketball is back, people.
What, you're not into it yet? But this is Crunch, the team's shitty crazy mascot.
Don't you dare tell us his "ta-da!" pose right here doesn't already have you on ticketmaster frantically searching for T-Wolves tickets, or at the very least calling up to order the NBA League Pass.
What's with the eyes? Looks like Michael Jackson in the Thriller video. Teen Wolf would shit on his head if he tried this stuff with him.
No truth to the rumor that this is actually an oversized squirrel on meth who recently crashed the Ice Capades.
What's up with the T-Wolves consistently lame, "creepy" Halloween font. Are they trying to be scary?
Speaking of the uniform, would it kill you put on some shorts, Crunch? Get dressed, ya perv.
