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Since we're always treated to an outrageous Detroit Lions home game each and every Thanksgiving, it's only right for us to salute the incredible crappiness of this adored franchise on such a fine turkey day.
Yes, you most certainly can, Detroit.
You can count us in as 'comfortably on board' the Lions perfect season bandwagon.
Go Titans.
*After the jump, a quick peek at the life of a Lions fan...
Continue reading "Celebrating the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving" »
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Lenny Dykstra's relationship to his delicious Twizzlers appears to be as endearing and heartwarming as the bond shared between George "The Animal" Steele and his loyal doll 'Mine'.
It sure is nice to see this side of Lenny again.
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Over the past month or so we've come to learn that the most helpful source in telling us everything we need to know about baseball's wild, dizzying offseason and all of it's free agent happenings can be found right HERE.
In the immortal words of some dude combing the desert, We Ain't Found Shit.
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By Matt Sebek
The "splashed" blood and paint phenomenon is a trend that has gotten increasingly popular in Photoshop land recently. The trend adds some attitude and demeanor to any graphic. Well, *almost* any graphic.
A reader directed us to the following promotional banner that appeared at the 2008 World Cyber Games.
Budding Photoshoppers should be aware of their "splashed paint" usage. In this case, an liquidous explosion directly underneath a weight-lifters anus usually indicates some sort of rectal blowout.
In addition to the Photoshop faux pas, you might be asking yourself, "What in God's name are the World Cyber Games?" It's a fair question, and one that ran through my coconut after learning about the origin of this advertisement.
Officially, the World Cyber Games is the world's largest gaming festival, serving over one million gamers every year. Unofficially, it's the worst place on earth to get laid second to a Willie McGee look-alike contest.
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All the past greatness seen on the Hernia from those rabid Mae Young fanatics at JSF can be found right here.
Bookmark 'em, subscribe to their feed, make an O-Face, whatever -- just do something you inconsiderate pricks.
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Do you want to look like a 23-year-old dude trapped in puberty?
Hungry for a sandwich that farts in your face?
Are you never comfortable unless your mom is around?
No? Subway didn't think so.
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Nice job on Eli here by cartoonist Bill Gallo. He's successfully managed to capture that unique 'Waldo had sex with an insecure rat' look.
But when did Brett Favre become acting legend Jake Busey?
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This is just further proof of how sucky this robot is. Who would play guitar to this music? Is it the robot actually pumping out these retarded-sick-parrot sounds?
No confirmation yet on reports that the perverted NFL Robot (look at him eying up that cheerleader's cleavage) was using this large platform Sunday afternoon to woo the folks behind Guitar Hero, in an ultimate ploy to get with Heidi Klum.
And since it's inevitable he'll be all themed up for Thanksgiving this Thursday, can Fox at least promise us another beheading? Maybe they can just slap a turkey up there in place of his head and throw a Pilgrim's hat on top for kicks. That oughta do it.
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The following quotes were from Emmitt Smith to Drew Brees following the Saints-Packers game. Sadly, these words were said by an actual human. Try reading the first one aloud three times in a row. Actually, just try reading it:
"How come you this cannot continue on throughout the rest of the season?"
-- Emmitt Smith, 11/24/08
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If the linebackers for the Cardinals are even half as aggressive and horny as Baltimore's, look for another horrific afternoon from Brian Westbrook and the Philadelphia Eagles come turkey day.
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