In no particular order:
- Provided the tape and man hours to fix Lewis and Gilbert's glasses.
- Pulled over to help a grumpy father fix his tire and thus save Ralphie from dropping the F-bomb.
- Gave Bernie a proper burial.
- Led courageous but unsuccessful dig to rescue Wade Phillips' well earned "shitty coach" reputation.
- Fended off several of Bobby Heenan's henchman while Hogan pinned Andre for the most respected prize in all of sports.
- Awarded TheSportsHernia a $17.25 bailout, in turn saving the once wealthy site from complete and utter doom, and allowing them to continue making fun of professional athletes, including ones that do nice things.
- Gave Lucas his varsity jacket and started emotional slow-clap in his old high school locker room.
- Made a teammate cry with joy after simply reassuring him that he's his teammate and also his quaterback.
- Broke his pinkie so the Cowboys would fall back into the middle of the pack instead of dominating the world, like every writer predicted.