Great start for Portland. This is one hell of a headline to kick off the NBA season, exactly how Blazer fans drew it up:
"Oden hurts foot, Blazers lose to Lakers"
Poor Portland, what a disaster. Hopefully it's minor and he doesn't become the Brawny Paper Towel guy version of Grant Hill.
Some headlines the people of Portland probably would have preferred to see in their local paper over the Oden one:
NFL canceled forever, still awaiting reason from Goodell
Mayor of Portland steals ice cream truck and drivers to Canada
Weed legalized, expected to be reasonably priced (Oh yes, they're that excited about Oden)
World Series postponed until February 2012
Kemp weighs comeback on Trailblazers
Walton's championship headband stolen
Portland now America's dirtiest city
Clyde Drexler spotted wearing Laker jersey and berating locals
Mayor of Portland steals ice cream truck and drivers to Canada
Weed legalized, expected to be reasonably priced (Oh yes, they're that excited about Oden)
World Series postponed until February 2012
Kemp weighs comeback on Trailblazers
Walton's championship headband stolen
Portland now America's dirtiest city
Clyde Drexler spotted wearing Laker jersey and berating locals
