The Sports Hernia Blog

Erroneous reports have Shockey carousing with The Sports Hernia

We've certainly been on our share of binges before, but 3-6 weeks?  That dude's crazy.  Zing!

The Sports Hernia is currently wrapping its staff in latex as a precautionary measure.

They really needed a 5th sign here

Let's go J-E-S-T-S isn't nearly as thoughtless as not having a sign of an exclamation point to hide that chick's face include her in the fun.

JETS Continue To Impress....  (Bartstool Sports)

These Eagles chicks are still in the drunk tank at Lincoln Field

"Mustiest crotch you'll ever see."  That's just Philly being Philly.

Female Eagle Fans Boast the "Mustiest Crotch You'll Ever See" (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Thor no like game change!!

Thor MAD!  Thor upset! 

Thor no think fair to Astro. 

Thor find Bird Selig, crush stupid birdman. 

Thor celebrate beating, eat live turkey.

Thor hate Yahoo page. Try eat.

The Astros are not letting go of this beef with Bud Selig (Big League Stew)

 

Someone finally treats golf with proper level of respect

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The outrageous antics of Boo Weekley were quite refreshing, but they weren't the first shenanigans to take place on a golf course.  Here's a look at some of our favorites:

- John Daly fills up his golf bag with beer and promptly chugs it after sinking a 4-inch putt.

- During his later years, Chi Chi Rodriguez replaces golf club with dong for his cherished swordsman routine.

- David Duval botches his 72nd straight putt, forcing him to put himself in a vicious Piper sleeper hold and passes out on the 16th hole.

- Chris Berman and Phil Mickelson have a little too much drink at a celebrity golf tournament, inspiring their ill-fated wet tshirt contest, with Berman's tits getting booed mercilessly.

- Down 15 strokes at Sawgrass, Fred Couples arrogantly wears outfit made up entirely of $100 bills and proceeds to light himself on fire before jumping into the lake at 17.

- A classic golfing faux pas occurs when Sergio Garcia pulls a giant dildo out of his bag instead of his putter, bizarrely causing everyone to pull dildos out of their own bags and begin jousting with them.

- Up by 22 strokes, Jack Nicklaus finishes the back nine dressed as Giant Panther.

Boo Weekley rides the pony (Sox and Dawgs)

Second greatest moment at Shea next to '86?

Just weeks before the inevitable ignored destruction of Shea Stadium, one of the greatest moments in the stadium's history once again has nothing to do with Mets baseball. 

The sheer joy on the faces of each and every fan, fathers and sons, grandfathers and grandsons, mothers and daughters, is downright palpable.

Sarah Palin eyeglass craze strikes horny youngster Hughes

"Ok, ok, alright, just stop.  I admit it, I can see just fine.  Well, maybe not the strike zone, but technically my eyes are Ok.  I'm just hot and heavy for that weird VP Milf.  The old 'naughty librarian' look gets me every time."

Yahoo Talking Sports Doll now broadcasting from Asian spa

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Talking Sports Doll's initial Hernia debut:

Computer animators add cute glasses to Yahoo! Talking Sports Doll

Mad Dog departs Alf look, heads straight for Lone Starr

It's good to see Mad Dog is still sticking with the intergalactic theme. 

So if Russo is now Lone Starr, does that mean Mike Francesa is Dark Helmet?  No, no, that can't be right, he's gotta be Pizza the Hut.  Then again, we'd be crazy to rule out Major Asshole.  Wait, no, no, those can't be right either, Francesa is clearly Barf.

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Russo's former mane, the Alf hair wisp.

Braves hurler James Parr shows off his impressive rack