It's good to see Mad Dog is still sticking with the intergalactic theme.
So if Russo is now Lone Starr, does that mean Mike Francesa is Dark Helmet? No, no, that can't be right, he's gotta be Pizza the Hut. Then again, we'd be crazy to rule out Major Asshole. Wait, no, no, those can't be right either, Francesa is clearly Barf.
Russo's former mane, the Alf hair wisp.