"And they don't need to have heads either."
These two images above are actual photos released by the AP. So take note, to follow any of the women's Olympic events you don't you need to know which countries are racing, you don't need to have a clue who's winning, screw it, you don't need to know anything, just feast on those legs, pal.
It's no wonder the camera pit for the long jump was overstuffed with 116 extra media credentials, mostly composed of bald and pervy looking dudes, all hopeful to be lucky enough to snap shots like this. Awkward boner count in the pit? A safe 113: