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Monday, August 25, 2008

Mark Gasol, capable of Wolfing Up

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Gasol's arrival to Earth is a special one as he realizes teammates have arranged for Starman to be played on the Jumbotron.

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Not seen here: The giant tidal wave consuming Gasol, dangerously close to washing him out of bounds.

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A fearful Gasol begins to "Wolf Up" after seeing something extremely rare and foreign to him -- a bald armpit.

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Channeling Desmond from Lost, Gasol simply can't believe that underneath his jersey he's wearing Andre the Giant's Tarzan tights (see left shoulder).

Posted on Monday, August 25, 2008 at 11:40 AM in Basketball |

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