It's PRIME-TIME on NBC!! It's Mens Synchro Diving!!
It's The Chinese team!! Unleashing the dangerous "Reverse Double Farting Flying Squirrel" to a stunned crowd!!
It's spectacular diving drama!! With horrible disasters and breathtaking perfect 10's!!
IT'S....uhhhhh.....um....wait, what the hell is this??
Seriously, what the hell is going on here? I'm still watching the Olympics right? Is someone sitting on the remote? What's getting judged here?
OK, fuck this... I'm watching "Walker: Texas Ranger" re-runs...