As previously reported last week, NBA sideline ogler Craig Sager was thrown out of China after security guard dogs picked up traces of weapons-grade plutonium emanating from one of his many hideous suits.
Well, now it appears his ambitious swimsuit line has also been banned from the Olympics:
Spain’s synchronized swimmers have been banned from wearing a swimsuit with embedded waterproof lights which they had hoped would give an extra sparkle to their Olympic routine.
“It got very sophisticated because obviously the battery doesn’t last long and then we had to look at circuits and interrupters, so we have been working on it around two months with a crack team,” swimmer Andrea Fuentes said.
“It looks a bit like Christmas lights,” added the Spaniard.
While they don't mention Sager specifically, they did mention Christmas lights, which is certainly proof enough that Sager was behind the design and funded the flawed production.
