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Friday, August 22, 2008

Bill Hohn takes off mask, suddenly coolest umpire ever

Home_plate_umpire_bill_hohnFrank Thomas and his angry scowl would quickly turn into a sad plea for mercy once home plate umpire Bill Hohn turned around to reveal his mindblowing mustache.

If this guy isn't living in the Road House bar we'll be dramatically disappointed.

Hohn's bio page on MLB proved to be equally cool.  Hobbies include archery and hunting?  No freakin' shit.

Posted on Friday, August 22, 2008 at 12:39 PM in Baseball |

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