Seriously, what the hell is going on, every GM in baseball has suddenly grown a sack? We're convinced they're just virtual sacks and they simply think they're playing fantasy baseball.
Griffey accepts trade to White Sox (Ken Rosensquirrel)
Manny to the Packers, Marlins (Yahoo! Big League Stew)
Yanks acquire catcher Pudge Rodriguez (ESPN)
Darryl Strawberry traded to the Springfield Isotopes (Google Images)
Update: All MLB GMs are playing Fantasy Baseball:
This really ties together the risky acquisition of lesbian catcher Ivan Rodriguez, considering Cashman has tits.