After reading this headline yesterday, "Tank to Commish: 'Please, let (Pacman) play'", we immediately dove into our archives to dig up other classic pleas from characters of equal, if not greater honor than Tank Johnson. Here's what we found:
- Chris Andersen to David Stern: 'Don't punish Joakim'
- Andre the Giant to Vince McMahon: 'King Kong Bundy smells like roses'
- Dave Meggett to Mrs. Kemp: 'Shawn's a one-woman man'
- Palmiero to Congress: 'I didn't do steroids' (oh wait - that happened)
- Steve Howe to The Boss: 'Coke? Gooden doesn't do coke'
- Mark Chmura to Colorado judge: 'Kobe's totally innocent'
- Najeh Davenport to Chicago jury: 'What R. Kelly did was only half wrong'
- Gastineau to Mrs. Canseco: ' Jose's hair looks great, don't let him change a thing'
- O.J. to media: 'I am going to find nicole's killer' (oh wait, another one that actually happened)
- Vick to Deputy Dog: 'Those are sporting dogs'
- Avery Johnson to Mark Cuban: 'Watch what you say, I can fit your entire head in my mouth'
- Kurt Warner to Jesus: 'You helped Zach Johnson and not me this season?!'
