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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Doug Collins takes Bulls job, instantly grows back perm

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Along with the return to 'Perm Glory 2.0', Collins is also proposing to have the Bulls wear "little" uniforms to go along with his trademark speaking style of "little jumpshots," "little picks," "little baby hooks," and the widely celebrated "little dunkshot."

The team reportedly set aside 96 hours for the Collins interview.

Source says Collins coming back to coach Bulls  (Daily Herald)

Posted on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 03:20 PM in Basketball |

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