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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ronaldo racks up awards, legend grows

Ronaldodm2204_468x583_phixr_6Christian Ronaldo has won his second consecutive Professional Footballer's Association Player of the year award.  This being a most impressive feat, what is even more impressive is his stranglehold on the following lesser known awards:

  • World Soccer Dingle Berry of the Year award
  • Inter Planetary Crying Bitch of the Year award
  • European Rat Face of the Year award
  • Winner of the first two European Prom King awards
  • Best Portuguese impression of Some Dude from Jersey award
  • I Somehow Found a Way to Look Twice as Gay as Ricky Martin award

Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 04:19 PM in Soccer |

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