... loves the flare of his portable dog kennel
... is apparently coming straight from a Pussycat Dolls tryout
... stole that bag from noted Imperial Storm Trooper TK-421
... is dead serious about fashion
... can't wait to escape the fashionably crippled city of Philadelphia
... is a total diva
... would rather be in Milan
... is using his leather skin for a new line of handbags
... thinks he's not walking but instead gliding
... is running late for an appointment with Tim Gunn
... stylishly carries 13.5 cartons of Marlboro reds
... is disgusted by the Sixers uniforms
... loves A-Rod's new line of handbags
... is pissed his personally monogrammed and customized bowling ball didn't make it through security
