The firing of the Milwaukee Bucks supposed head coach Larry Krystkowiak confused both parties involved on Thursday. Bucks brass let the mysterious coach go; a man who just showed up one day and started writing up plays for the ailing franchise.
"But I don't even work here," explained Krystkowiak who was carrying a briefcase containing only crackers. "I was catching up with some old friends at the arena back in the Fall and all the sudden I'm invited to all these meetings. I was just tryin' to get ahead. T.C.B. You know, taking care o' business."
Since his firing yesterday, several other Milwaukee males have come forward with the same story, all having taken place within the last five or six years.