Piggybacking on the popularity of the hilarious website "Stuff White People Like", The Sports Hernia has launched several of its own logical spinoffs, including StuffAwkwardWhiteCentersLike.com and StuffLatinoSoccerPlayersLike.com. Here's a look at what various sectors of the sports world 'like':
Stuff Awkward White Centers Like
- Sucking
- Fouling
- Missing
- Bitching
- Jon Koncak
- Guaranteed contracts
- Short shorts
- Unruly hair
- Tennis shoes
Stuff Latino Soccer Players Like
- Shoving matches with opponents
- Shoving matches with referees
- Shoving matches with fans
- Shoving matches with themselves
- Slap fights
- Cocaine
- Diving
Stuff People at ESPN Like
- Red Sox
- Groping
- Duke
- Boo-yahs
- Ultimate Highlights
- Hot Seats
- Poetry Jams
- Interns
- LeBron
- Toupees
Stuff Foreign Basketball Players Like
- Shooting
- Flopping
- Body Hair
- Nodoro
- Grimacing
- Letting opponents go by them
- Zone defense
- Moving without the ball
Stuff Hockey Players Like
- Trashing hotels
- Fewer than 32 teeth
- Anonymity
- Pain
- Pain killers
- Blood
- Finishing any name with a 'y' or 'ie'
Stuff Golfers Like
- Khaki pants
- Khaki shorts
- Privacy
- Names like Braxton
- Hush puppies
- Pricey cigars
- Bad jokes
- Visors
- Man-boobs
- New, worthless shit
Stuff White Baseball Players Like
- Tobacco
- Kruk's hair
- Abusive/crazy wives
- Meatball subs
- Golf
- Cotton uniforms
- Jersey Shore necklaces
- Spitting
- Scooter
- Their balls
Stuff Latino Baseball Players Like
- Getting fat
- Purposely talking cryptically
- Catching kidnappers
- Salsa music
- Ruben Sierra
Stuff Football Players Like
- Jail
- Steroids
- Strippers
- Under Armour
- Tom Brady's life
- FatHeads
- Motorcycles
Stuff Mutombo Likes
- Socks
- Cookies
- Cookie Monster
- Sexing
- Finger waving
- State of the Union Addresses
- Laughing loud enough to make the Earth shake
