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Friday, March 28, 2008

Matsui to wed anime porn character

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Hideki Matsui announced Friday that he married Faye Valentine, from the Manga series "Cowboy Bebop." 

Due to the short notice, his handlers were only able to whip up a rough sketch of the young lady, but despite the unorthodox introduction, Matsui appeared to be in his comfort zone.

Yankees' slugger Hideki Matsui weds longtime girlfriend (New York Daily News)

Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008 at 05:06 PM in Baseball |

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