The internet went intershit wild this morning after a video clip surfaced of Tom Brady walking in Manhattan with what appeared to be a boot cast on his foot.
Immediately after watching the clip, we turned to our SoHo-based Hernia mole who was able to get the real scoop on the now famous boot which has been lucky enough to smell the foot of the dimpled chinned coochie-magnet-of-a-quarterback for the last 24 hours.
"That f@*%ing boot is no cast," said our foulmouthed source. "This is Tom f@*%ing Brady, if he had a cast on it would have been dipped in gold first and then topped with diamond sprinkles. That boot he was seen wearing is one of Stetson's new designer prototypes and since he's their chief guy, he's been wearing it since the AFC Championship game to create a buzz. And as you can see, it's created a f@*%ing buzz."
The flashy prototype is not to be confused with Curt Schilling's "Sock-a-doodle-do" sock coloring line that has seen a steady sales decline since it's gay debut in 2004.