(LOS ANGELES,CA) -- The MLS was dealt a devastating blow yesterday when league coverboy David Beckham learned he would be sidelined for 134 years, and not the 2 months originally diagnosed, with his latest knee injury. LA Galaxy execs were stunned by the news, yet Beckham remained optomistic.
"It does seem a bit lengthy" said Beckham, with a noticeably more somber tone to his English chipmunk voice. "I'm sure the doctors are just being a little overcautious. We'll see how it feels 37 years from now"
Beckham, who deemed himself 78% fit a few weeks ago, has downgraded himself to 13% fit at the moment. He then predicted himself to be at 46.32% fit by 2025.