ESPN's Gregg Easterbrook
Occupation: Author, lecturer, ESPN column novelist
Specialty: Expert conspiracy theorist
Known best for: Playing a haunting 70's B-Movie Vampire
Likes: The Patriots, cameras, controversy, Bill Belichick, Quentin Tarantino, earmuffs
Dislikes: Normality, the Jets, sunlight, garlic, holy water, Jews
Favorite food: Flesh
Favorite movie: Fletch, JFK, Wag the Dog, Porky's
Acquaintances: Fellow vampire Frank DeFord






