Last month Pacman Jones was once again cited on traffic violations, coincidentally taking place on the same day good buds Alf and E.T. were pulled over for speeding. Jones was cited for several violations including driving his orange Lamborghini sports car without proper tags.
A few states over and apparently a less important story, E.T. and Alf were pulled over in their burnt orange Star Wars Landspeeder on Route 66 going a mere 1,000 mph over the speed limit. Alf explained to the officer that they were called by Huckleberry Hound to participate in the Laff-A-Lympics because the injured Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo Bear could not participate.
"I mean officer, we were barely doing 10065 mph, I mean this baby can get up to light speed," Alf pleaded with the officer.
Officer Boba Fett wasn't having it, and wrote Alf up immediately, which put his eligibility in jeopardy at the Laff-A-Lympics.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell was saddened to hear that Pacman Jones made the headline over Alf, proving once again that a troubled athlete is more important news than Alien Life Forms on planet Earth.