Could Pacman's entrance into the wrestling world also mean the return of Slick?
Accompanied by a gigantic posse that may or may not be cleared to enter next month's battle royal, Pacman Jones and his agent issued the following reasons for joining TNA wrestling:
- There is no better way to get back into the good graces of the American public than by hitting someone from behind with a steel chair while someone distracts them.
- Using the British Bulldogs' dog Matilda as his tag team partner will most likely draw NFL fans to the wrestling broadcasts as well as praise from the media and PETA.
- Aligning with yet another sport tainted with drugs and murder is just smart business.
- Can't find a decent job at Cheetah's, The Crazy Horse or Chip 'N Dolls.
- Despite strong ties to the Bengals, Slick is looking to return to the business and manage "a huge star who like ho's."
- "Pacman" is just a natural fit in the wrestling world.
- Taunting the crowd is an encouraged practice.
- Would like an opportunity to kick the crap out of wrestling obsessed David Eckstein.
- A channel like SpikeTV will allow him to wear ass-less tights.
- TNA just has to stand for Tits 'N Ass.
- Thinks wrestling is real.
