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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Sikma to sign with Rockets, influence already apparent

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(CHINA) -- With legendary perm icon and former Sonics dreamboat Jack Sikma (3rd from left in page banner) ready to sign on as an assistant coach with Houston and become Yao's mentor, the Hernia stylist was able to give us a sneak peek at the first of what we presume to be many different perm looks for the big center.

The photo above was taken just minutes ago during a Yao publicity tour.

Posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 05:11 PM in Basketball |

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