(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Kobe Bryant continued to raise eyebrows today after demanding another trade to the team from the epic movie Space Jam (preferably the Monstars). The incredibly secure super-star simultaneously dropped the bombshell via underground mix-tape, blog, podcast, airplane smoke writer, radio interview, web chat and megaphone (on Hollywood Boulevard) around 3:30pm today.
Sources say Bryant lost all hope after a meeting with Lakers brass went sour. The last straw coming when Bryant was re-buffed after lobbying for his own penis to become the new head coach.
