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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Kings "blown away" by scouting videos they received on Theus coaching

Shortly after introducing Reggie Theus as their new head coach, the Sacramento Kings released exclusive footage of the greased up ladies man during his storied, celebrated tenure with the Deering Tornadoes.  Aside from his stunning good looks, his mastery of the 10' x 12' fake court is reportedly what put him over the top.

Warning: This haunting little jingle might pollute your head the rest of the day.

In other news, the Seattle Supersonics have narrowed down their coaching candidate list to Mr. Cooper and Dick Butkus.

Posted on Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 02:41 PM in Basketball |

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