It's not a pretty sight, but somebody had to do it. If you missed the NBA draft, this is all you need to see. Here's a quick play-by-play of the night's most shocking moments.
A sleepy Dick Vitale vehemently argues with producers over quality of latest stool softener.
Amazing split-screen effect forces Ric Bucher to show his hand. Helmet haired freak reluctantly admits to Tirico that he's actually a wax figure.
A frisky Andy Katz, praying that cameras aren't rolling, reveals Marc Stein is in his pants.
Despite strong clouds of smoke developing in eyebrows, a courageous Chris Mullen refuses to panic.
Mike D'Antoni laughs off the nonsense as an ESPN broadcaster foolishly suggests that his chick is hotter than Mike's.
Randy Pfund makes us realize that him coaching in the 1993 playoffs feels like 90 years ago.