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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Spurs advance, Duncan not nearly as jazzed as Clyde

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Observations:

  • Clyde Drexler will definitely be taking Michael Buffer's spot within weeks
  • Spurs owner Peter Holt definitely knows Big Earl Hafler
  • Peter Holt's belt buckle has to be Olden Polynice's old police badge
  • Matt Bonner's 5 points, 1 rebound, and 3 fouls easily earned him center stage
  • The guys behind Bonner are having a great time putting crap on his back

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Observations:

  • The music definitely stopped right here
  • Bruce Bowen would make a great waiter

Posted on Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 12:15 AM in Basketball |

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