The big story coming out of draft weekend wasn't so much Brady Quinn sliding to the Browns at #22, it was what the young panty chewing, cans juggler was doing in Goodell's quarters that interested the masses.
After a quick Hernia focus group, these were the most popular guesses people came up with:
- writing in his diary
- reading Goodell's diary
- teaching Jamarcus Russell how to read
- listening to his sister go on about how her husband was picked earlier
- asking Charlie Weis if this is what happened to Tom Brady
- asking his mom if this is the same place they saw the Christmas Spectacular
- texting "Prior sucks" to buddy Jeff Samardzija
- texting obscene pictures to Sean Salisbury
- playing Guitar Hero II
- jumping on a pogo ball
- laughing about the mobs of sweet ass that will be attacking him tonight
