With a slew of excuses expected to come out of the Clippers locker room explaining why they bowed out of the playoffs, we decided to just get it over with and do it for them:
- Kaman too worried about Sam 'Gollum' Cassell trying to steal his 'precious' magnetic nuts
- Maggette too busy plucking eyebrows and plowing through L.A.'s finest
- Dunleavy putting too much emphasis on his two-strand combover
- Tim Thomas's return to his all-too familiar 'cemetery form'
- Cuttino Mobley's excessive texting, emailing, phoning, weeping with Steve Francis
- Livingston's crucial mistake of not wearing his medieval knight gear one game
- Loss of Mikki Moore - that chick can play!
- Daniel Ewing and Will Conroy