"What are they looking at?" said the apparently blind Kasten. " I don't get that at all."
- It's a bit complicated Stanley, but we'll try and explain. We're looking at your crappy team's roster, dipshit. You have Dmitri Young and Travis Lee "battling" for a spot in the starting line-up, your staff "ace" John Patterson pitched 40 innings last year, some guy named Matt Chico just won a spot in the rotation, and your starting centerfielder's name is Nook Logan. These are all considered problems.