Due to a rash of injuries, Latrell Sprewell was somehow named to represent the West in this weekend’s NBA All-Star game.
After naming Ray Allen and Mehmet Okur to the West’s squad as replacements, Commissioner David Stern threw caution to the wind and called for Sprewell too.
“I thought ‘Hey, I kind of miss that guy. Why not? Gimme some Spree,’” the uber-smug Stern said.
Sprewell, who was on the set of “Predator III,” immediately flew to Vegas upon hearing the good news, poised to dunk on someone’s head or choke someone out.