The disastrous Mike Tyson World Tour got even uglier Monday during his 83rd straight uncomfortable press conference. After answering at least two questions without cursing or head-butting anyone, Russian reporter Nikoli Kettlesmirnoff sent the former champ into a tailspin claiming he would never do what the mocking, haughty laughing showman, Soda Popinski did for boxing. While seemingly re-enacting a scene from Rocky V, Tyson burst from behind the podium, grabbed his balls (above right), and challenged Popinski to a title fight, demanding he return to the U.S. with an answer.
At press time, Popinski's handlers expressed concern that Tyson might be unaware that the Russian beast is actually just a cartoon but continued to make flight arrangements with the potential big payday close in mind.








